On the 20th of December my true love gave to me:

12 players playing
11 boots between us
10 who can't do kick-offs
9 tries conceded
8 playing 12
7 scrummers scrumming
6 won scrum penalties
5 poooooiints scoooored
4 morning dropouts
3 vets vetting
2 injured boys
And a partridge in a pear tree

Played top of the league, turned up with 14, took some injuries, didn't win but did have a few nice beers afterwards.
Big thanks to the vets who came to play and all the 2s who stepped up.
Merry Christmas and see you all in 2026.