Top Excuses :
? - "I'm actually on holiday in Spain and was confused about weeks"
? - "I'm helping my mother-in-law move house and got the days wrong"
? - 3x "long term injuries" which came to the fore within 48hours of kick-off.

Furthest Distance Travelled :
1) Ev - 12,000miles
2) Salva - 85miles
3) Si - 40miles

Story of the match :
Lot of offsides, lot of forward passes, lot of questionable play.
Good forward boshing. Expansive back running. Safe set play.
Adventurous 3 hack try from Paddy. Diagonal 80yr run from Startin only to be caught near the line. Tim hurt his leg playing for the opposition. Ali put his back out scrumming against a man twice his age.

Points :
Tries - Paddy x3 / Da T x2 / Ed x2 / Maurice x1 / Tim x1
Cons - Maurice x4 / Hugo x2 / Paddy x1

Player : Ev / Fraze
DoD : Ev.